Altra
With a roomy toe box, Altras keep your feet comfortable, which means running longer and farther. Which means space to get weird.
Oh joy, space for your toes means space from people! And space from people can mean a lot of things, like face down starfishing or licking rocks or practicing your shrieks or even using the facilitrees.
Or maybe you just do a nice jaunt about the hills and smile at bugs and come home and eat soup like a normal person.
Point is you need good shoes to get there.
Find your Altra ego.
Art Director: Also me