Subtle ways to show your dad your stepmom is a horse afterall

Pet her forehead and wait for his reaction when he sees how much she loves it.

Keep sugar cubes on hand for a secret little treat to enforce good behavior.

Treat them to The French Laundry but meet with Thomas Keller beforehand so that every course is just alfalfa cooked a different way.

Gently feed her an apple, whole.

Cover their bedroom with hay and wait for her to take a bite.

Watch The Godfather together and wait for her to say something when her sister cameos in that one part.

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