Sentences to say to your ski lift riding partner so that it’s not just a terrifying silence
List the names of all the other roller coasters you’ve been on so they know you know how this works.
Slowly lower your buff down and
stick your tongue out so they know that you have done a french kiss before.
Ask if they want to go snow diving with you later in those fun little circle areas under the trees.
Invite them to that bar at the mountain later so you can show them how you ride that moose that hangs from the ceiling.
Tell them you’re flattered, but you’ve been celebate for the 3 minutes and you’d like to keep it that way.
Brainstorm alternative names for skis like: frost logs, schwoop rods, zoom bones, flat fast friends, and hilly wigglers.
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