Sentences to say to your ski lift riding partner so that it’s not just a terrifying silence
List the names of all the other roller coasters you’ve been on so they know you know how this works.Point out a snow slider and say
“Wow! Look at that one, he’s really
doing it.”
Slowly lower your buff down and
stick your tongue out so they know that you have done a french kiss before.
Tell them you’re flattered, but you’ve been celebate for the 3 minutes and you’d like to keep it that way.
Kindly ask if they want to go snow diving with you later in those fun little circle areas under the trees.
Brainstorm alternative names for skis such as
- Winter noodles
- Frost logs
- Whooshy bois
- Schwoop rods
- Snow shoes but not
- Zoomerangs
- Flat fast friends
- Pointy floaters
- Zoom bones
- Hilly wiggler
Invite them to that silly bar at the mountain later so you can show them how you ride the moose that hangs from the ceiling.
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