Born and raised in San Diego but I’m told I don’t bear the symptoms.
I like these:
- grandmothers
- crooner music
- when the server is animated about the specials
- compensating with warmth when I don’t speak the language
- to have three bowls of fruity pebbles
- taco bell
WHAT’S HAPPENED
THE JACKSON HOLE THING
Executive Assistant + Private Chef Combo 2023-2024arranged menus, meals, dinner parties, vacations, living rooms, christmas trees,
charcuterie boards, flowers, first communions
Ski Instructor, Jackson Hole Mountain Resort 2022-2024coaxed subjects into skidding down snowy inclines, sometimes in espanishFarmhand, Cosmic Apple Gardens 2023-2024
translated, harvested vegetables, shared and cooked mealsWatercolor Instructor, Teton Botanical Gardens 2023-2024
deliberated over colors and flowers with ladies in expensive looking turtlenecksCycling Guide, Backcountry Safaris 2023
embraced cycling couture, performatively gawked at nature Art Teacher, Art Association of Jackson Hole 2023
unpacked french impressionism with first graders
SCHOOLVCU Brandcenter 2025-Present
copywriting studentWashington and Lee University 2018-2022
bachelor of science, business administration, studio artMarchutz School of Fine Arts, Aix-en-Provence, France 2021
landscape painted, stopped smiling at strangers
USEFUL IN AN APOCALYPSEcross cut saw certified, US forest service
black belt, tae kwon do
certified bike mechanic
skilled backpacker
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